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Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Deus I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages. I bet teachers never accept his homework.
Deus Dictionary definition of fragile; easily broken, shattered, or damaged; delicate; brittle; frail. Royal Mail definition of fragile; Break gently.
Deus Tina Turner : "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Going by your logic Tina, we don't need arms or legs.
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
Deus Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"
Deus I was talking to my friend when I told him, "When I was born I was left on the doorstep of a little cottage with a note attached to me." "What did the note say?" He asked. "I dont know." I replied, "I was too young to read."
Deus technology How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? three! one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.
