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Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Deus Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form... Long story short, I start Monday.
Deus My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online. Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
Deus I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
