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Deus insults Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Deus puns Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
