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What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.

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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

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What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

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