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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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Camping is intense.

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They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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