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Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Kate puns βDoctor, Iβve broken my arm in several placesβ Doctor βWell donβt go to those places.β
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.