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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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