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GoD_139 puns Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
GoD_139 puns In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
