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GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why do Front-End Developers eat lunch alone? Because, they don't know how to join tables.
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans? They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.
GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
GoD_139 Developer jokes What are your plans for the weekend? I know Front-end and Back-end, what is week-end?
GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.