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Why aren't cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote?
Because they are miners.

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Yo mamma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.

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If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

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Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer

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A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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