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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

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A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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