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Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

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They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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