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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist! Kate puns I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off. GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." Deus puns Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle. Deus puns Why do cows not have toes? They lactose! Kate puns I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful. Udder failure. DaBoiThicc puns It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open. GoD_139 puns What do you call a female snake. misssssssss GoD_139 puns Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees. Kate puns Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam" GoD_139 puns What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers! Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea. Mark14 puns Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop. DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine GoD_139 puns Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. Kate puns Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions. Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage. DaBoiThicc puns What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it. 1234
GoD_139 puns A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers
Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
DaBoiThicc puns It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.