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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail. Deus puns Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut. Deus puns Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife?He needed some space. Kate puns What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U. Kate puns Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Deus puns Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine. Deus puns What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement. Deus puns Why couldn't the man with no feet drink coffee? Because he lack toes. GoD_139 puns Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Mark14 puns What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Mark14 puns What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller. PastaMan puns You know what they say about cliffhangers... DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. Deus puns Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…” DaBoiThicc puns Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even. Deus puns The sun doesn't have to go to college. Because it already has 28 million degrees Deus puns How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tenticles. 123456
DaBoiThicc puns Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
Deus puns Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”