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PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
Deus puns Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”