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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. Deus puns The sun doesn't have to go to college. Because it already has 28 million degrees Mark14 puns Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. Kate puns Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Deus puns Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…” GoD_139 puns What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction. Deus puns How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tenticles. Mark14 puns Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse! DaBoiThicc puns I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up. PastaMan puns Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back. GoD_139 puns I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming. PastaMan puns This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Deus puns Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot. NoDez puns I used to go fishing with Skrillex.But he kept dropping the BASS. GoD_139 puns Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well! Deus puns Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless. NoDez puns Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. PastaMan puns How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse. 1234567
PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Deus puns Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”
Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.