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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse! DaBoiThicc puns I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. PastaMan puns Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. DaBoiThicc puns What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction. GoD_139 puns What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you. DaBoiThicc puns Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. Mark14 puns Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. Deus puns How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste. Deus puns Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot. GoD_139 puns I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming. Deus puns How much does the bark cost? Tree dollars Deus puns What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes. PastaMan puns This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Kate puns Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Deus puns Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up. Deus puns Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.I thought it was a nice jester. PastaMan puns Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back. 1234567
Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.