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breadman

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You deserve butter

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her off the couch, even while a crane tries to help her

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

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Kate

puns

what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper!

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.

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Deus

puns

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

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Kate

puns

I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job

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Deus

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Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle.

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why do backend devs never run out of energy?
They build REST APIs.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What are your plans for the weekend?
I know Front-end and Back-end, what is week-end?

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Mark14

Developer jokes

Which programming language is the shortest?
HTML, because it doesn't have a neck between head and body.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URLogist

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans?
They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

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Deus

Developer jokes

What's the object oriented way to become rich?
Inheritance

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