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Deus

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I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny.

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Kate

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I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why was nobody given food at the developer conference?
It was a serverless function.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.

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Kate

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her off the couch, even while a crane tries to help her

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

What did spider do on the computer?
Made a website.

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breadman

puns

You deserve butter

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

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breadman

puns

I'm just tryna get a rise out of you

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What are your plans for the weekend?
I know Front-end and Back-end, what is week-end?

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Mark14

puns

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

How does a programmer open a jar?
They install Java.

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breadman

puns

GET /that/bread!

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why does keyboard sleep?
Because it has two shifts.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die

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Deus

Developer jokes

What's the object oriented way to become rich?
Inheritance

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