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PastaMan

Developer jokes

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URLogist

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family

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PastaMan

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Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions?
Because they don't want them playing with matches.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball?
Try Catch.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.

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DaBoiThicc

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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!

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Deus

puns

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

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Deus

Developer jokes

What did the fruit basket say to the developer?
I hope you're ready for some pear programming.

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Kate

puns

what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper!

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing.
I Promise you, aWait and See

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why did the document store go out of business?
It has NoSQL.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

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Deus

puns

Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff?
Write 403 on it.

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