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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

When do front end developers go out to eat?
On their lunch <br>.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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GoD_139

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When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why do Front-End Developers eat lunch alone?
Because, they don't know how to join tables.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans?
They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.

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GoD_139

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What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why do backend devs never run out of energy?
They build REST APIs.

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DaBoiThicc

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As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat were in her right now

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Deus

puns

Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!

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GoD_139

puns

Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.

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GoD_139

puns

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

Which programming language is the shortest?
HTML, because it doesn't have a neck between head and body.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

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Deus

Developer jokes

Where do programmer dad's store their jokes?
In a dad-a-base.

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