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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

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Deus

Developer jokes

What did the proud React component say to its child?
I've got to give you props.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up

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breadman

puns

Bread-er late than never!

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PastaMan

puns

My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

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promeet

puns

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why do all HTML emails get blocked?
Because they are all spans.

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Kate

Developer jokes

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

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Kate

puns

I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she can be my bear

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Mark14

puns

How do you make a 'one' disappear? You add a 'g' and it's 'gone'

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