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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?
Foo Bar

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragu

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she's on both sides the family

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breadman

puns

That toast is toastally delicious!

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Kate

puns

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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GoD_139

puns

Where does astronauts hangout after work? At the spacebar.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.

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PastaMan

puns

Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do we tell actors to β€œbreak a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

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GoD_139

puns

I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

What did JavaScript call his son?
JSON

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DaBoiThicc

puns

New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why aren't cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote?
Because they are miners.

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PastaMan

puns

Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring.

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Deus

Developer jokes

0 is false and 1 is true right?
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GoD_139

puns

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.

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