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GoD_139

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If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.

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breadman

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I knead another loaf!

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GoD_139

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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

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GoD_139

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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PastaMan

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I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

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Deus

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Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine!

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Kate

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The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

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Mark14

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People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!

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DaBoiThicc

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Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

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Kate

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I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

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Mark14

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What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

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breadman

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Are these bread buns rising to the occasion?

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breadman

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Can you bake? Proof it!

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Mark14

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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

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Kate

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Why are snake races so exciting? They're always neck and neck.

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Deus

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Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.

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PastaMan

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I won an argument with a weather forecaster once. His logic was cloudy...

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breadman

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I'm all doughed out.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?

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DaBoiThicc

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Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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