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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips. Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction. Deus puns Did you know.Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home. GoD_139 puns Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. Mark14 puns Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! PastaMan puns I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher Deus puns What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. PastaMan puns I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. Deus puns What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. DaBoiThicc puns I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted! GoD_139 puns What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister! Deus puns Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Kate puns A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway. Mark14 puns What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette. Deus puns How do you make antifreeze?Steal her blanket. Deus puns What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil. Mark14 puns What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. GoD_139 puns What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever. Deus puns Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal. GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. 45678910
Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.