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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns How does the Terminator lose weight?By counting Kylereese. DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." Deus puns I wish my Dad was the Terminator......because then he'd come back. Deus puns What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?Dad Jokes. GoD_139 puns What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two... Mark14 puns A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." GoD_139 puns What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human. Kate puns Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. Carlosisverycool puns How does a man cut his hair at the moon? He eclipse it. PastaMan puns Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up PastaMan puns Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless DaBoiThicc puns What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it. Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea. Deus puns Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy! Deus puns I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny. GoD_139 puns What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers! 37383940414243
DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.