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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort. Mark14 puns How do you make a 'one' disappear? You add a 'g' and it's 'gone' Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out. GoD_139 puns Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees. breadman puns Bread-er late than never! GoD_139 puns Where does astronauts hangout after work? At the spacebar. promeet puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold. DaBoiThicc puns New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them. PastaMan puns Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right. Kate puns What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. Mark14 puns A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?" PastaMan puns I once lost a banana at court but then I appealed. DaBoiThicc puns Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. breadman puns That toast is toastally delicious! Kate puns I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off. PastaMan puns Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring. Mark14 puns I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal. PastaMan puns A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well" Mark14 puns Why did the clown have neck pain? - Because he slept funny 404142434445
Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
promeet puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
PastaMan puns Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.
Mark14 puns A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"
Mark14 puns I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.
PastaMan puns A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"