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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field. GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck. Mark14 puns What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending breadman puns You deserve butter Kate puns what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper! Deus puns How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide. Kate puns I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job Deus puns Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle. Mark14 puns What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod. DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow DaBoiThicc puns Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp breadman puns GET /that/bread! Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... PastaMan puns Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank breadman puns I'm just tryna get a rise out of you Mark14 puns Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop. Deus puns Why do cows not have toes? They lactose! Kate puns "Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air" 38394041424344
Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...