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Kate

Developer jokes

What is the hardest part in programming?
Naming variables.

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DaBoiThicc

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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

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Deus

Developer jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Deus

puns

If coronavirus isn’t about beer 
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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promeet

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

 

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why are keyboards always working so hard?
Cause they have two shifts.

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Deus

puns

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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Deus

puns

Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

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Kate

puns

Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

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Deus

puns

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel?
Because their room number was 404.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

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Deus

puns

I wish my Dad was the Terminator...

...because then he'd come back.

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Kate

puns

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Deus

Developer jokes

What did the Class say in court when put on trial?
I strongly object!

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why was the computer freezing?
It left its Windows open.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

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