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Deus

puns

Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brother

Count Rucola?

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GoD_139

puns

I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

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Kate

puns

Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

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Deus

puns

Superman got a divorce...

He can only see his kids with super vision now.

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Deus

Developer jokes

What did the Class say in court when put on trial?
I strongly object!

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GoD_139

puns

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why was the computer freezing?
It left its Windows open.

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Deus

insults

How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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promeet

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

 

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Kate

puns

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

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Deus

puns

If coronavirus isn’t about beer 
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it.

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Deus

puns

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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Mark14

puns

Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!

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