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GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”