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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. DaBoiThicc puns When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long... DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. PastaMan puns When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. PastaMan puns Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. GoD_139 puns What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. Deus puns Do French people smoke weed or oui'd? PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Kate puns Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend Deus puns How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it. PastaMan puns Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. 23242526272829
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.