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PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!