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Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.