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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Kate puns Bad at golf? Join the club. GoD_139 puns I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust. Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’ PastaMan puns I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition Mark14 puns I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out. GoD_139 puns "I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad" Kate puns The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place... DaBoiThicc puns I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing. Deus puns Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Mark14 puns Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. Deus puns Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around. Kate puns I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts. PastaMan puns Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere! DaBoiThicc puns Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite... Kate puns Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road. DaBoiThicc puns This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand! PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all. Mark14 puns A steak pun is a rare medium well done. 29303132333435
Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’
DaBoiThicc puns I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
Kate puns Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.