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Puns Hot Fresh GreenMario puns Why don't executioners ever high-five people?They prefer to leave 'em hanging Kate puns They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time DaBoiThicc puns How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling! Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. Kate puns Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom! Mark14 puns Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs! DaBoiThicc puns Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home. DaBoiThicc puns I invented a new word! Plagiarism! GoD_139 puns “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful” Deus puns Without geometry life is pointless. Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader. Kate puns Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle. Kate puns Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper! DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. Deus puns I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you" Deus puns My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. 30313233343536
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"