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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! Deus puns Why is Batman jealous of Superman?Superman got adopted. DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned. DaBoiThicc puns My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home... Deus puns I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... PastaMan puns What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting. Deus puns Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?Because it's Crypto-night Mark14 puns It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. Deus puns You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?Supervision. Mark14 puns "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. PastaMan puns A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300 Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. DaBoiThicc puns "Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." PastaMan puns My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque! DaBoiThicc puns What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long. Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster. 32333435363738
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned.
DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.