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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? GoD_139 puns What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle. GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? Mark14 puns This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me. Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. DaBoiThicc puns I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.I think I Schwepped her off her feet. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. GoD_139 puns My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. Deus puns Have you heard the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks GoD_139 puns Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself. Deus puns What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. Kate puns I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg! Mark14 puns Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. 31323334353637
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!