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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. PastaMan puns What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. PastaMan puns Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play. Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. PastaMan puns How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. Deus puns A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop Mark14 puns What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! Mark14 puns What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. Mark14 puns What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Mark14 puns What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. PastaMan puns My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" PastaMan puns Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! GoD_139 puns Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. PastaMan puns Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. PastaMan puns Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. DaBoiThicc puns Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. GoD_139 puns It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary. GoD_139 puns Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet. 6789101112
Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.