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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. Deus puns How do you learn to become a railroad conductor? Training. Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Deus puns What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Mark14 puns Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. Deus puns What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig GoD_139 puns Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. PastaMan puns How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... Mark14 puns What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! DaBoiThicc puns Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. PastaMan puns What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas. 78910111213
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...