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Deus

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What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

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Deus

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Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterday

He said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

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Deus

puns

Why can't Superman beat Dracula?

Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!

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GoD_139

puns

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

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Kate

Developer jokes

What is the hardest part in programming?
Naming variables.

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Deus

Developer jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
:)

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

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Deus

puns

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why are keyboards always working so hard?
Cause they have two shifts.

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DaBoiThicc

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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

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Deus

puns

I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel?
Because their room number was 404.

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Deus

puns

How does Superman get out of risky situations?

He always has an ‘S’ cape

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Deus

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"Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". 
Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!

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GoD_139

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"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.

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Deus

puns

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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Deus

puns

I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said "I still love vista baby"

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