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Deus puns My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.She'll be back.
Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
Kate Developer jokes What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day? I need a break.
Mark14 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Cracktus knock knock jokes DOES CONTAIN SWEARING-Knok Knok. -Who's There?-Fuck. -Fuck Who?-You're Mom.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.