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Deus Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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Mark14 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.