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Mark14

Developer jokes

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast?
Because it can't REST.

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PastaMan

puns

A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

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Deus

puns

Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?

Adult supervision was required

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.

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Deus

puns

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

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Deus

puns

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Kate

puns

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

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Deus

puns

Superman can fly but...

Clark Kent.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

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PastaMan

puns

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

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Kate

puns

To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
A herd. 
A herd who? 
A herd you were home, so I came over! 

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Welduyosef78

men/woman

I threw a bmoomerang
A few years ago.
I now live in constant.

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Kate

puns

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

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Deus

puns

Of course Trump has banned all travel from Europe. 
He thinks germs come from Germany.

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Kate

puns

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amish! 
Amish who? 
You're not a shoe!

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Deus

puns

What did Lois Lane say when she found out that Superman has ED?

Clark can't.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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