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Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.
Deus puns What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?I’ll be black.
DaBoiThicc puns Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.
Kate puns Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
Deus puns For Halloween I've got a job making plastic DraculasThere's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
Deus puns A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.