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Mark14

puns

What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.

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Deus

puns

For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why did the developer go broke?
Because they used up all their cache.

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Deus

puns

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What's IKEA's favorite programming language?
Assembly

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Deus

insults

You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

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Deus

puns

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines

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Mark14

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!

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Deus

puns

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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PastaMan

puns

I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up

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Deus

puns

What's the one currency superman can't hold?

Kryptocurrency.

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Deus

puns

How does Superman stay so fit?

Kal El sthenics

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

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Deus

puns

I met Dracula at the pub an hour ago.

He was having a bloody good time.

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Deus

pickup lines

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.

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Kate

puns

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.

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Deus

puns

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.

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