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DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.