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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Deus puns I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” PastaMan puns I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. PastaMan puns What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. Deus puns I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. PastaMan puns What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn! Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. Deus puns Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. Deus puns Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low. Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” 13141516171819
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”