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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. Mark14 puns How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. GoD_139 puns To be Frank, I'd have to change my name. DaBoiThicc puns Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word. Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Deus puns Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. DaBoiThicc puns An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough. GoD_139 puns I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around. Deus puns They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now. Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive. PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Deus puns How do i stop an addiction to cold turkey? Deus puns I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... Deus puns Sore throats are a pain in the neck! DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.” GoD_139 puns Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words. SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L.. DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" Deus puns I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment I think I'm a stereo type 16171819202122
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"