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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle. Kate puns Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. Kate puns What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!? PastaMan puns How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool. GoD_139 puns Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ GoD_139 puns What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Deus puns I was named after my father... I don't really like the name 'dad' though. Kate puns What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!! Mark14 puns Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Kate puns Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. Mark14 puns Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs. Mark14 puns What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. Deus puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. Deus puns Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans. PastaMan puns What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. Mark14 puns Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in. Deus puns Model trains make me Hornby. Kate puns Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright. 11121314151617
Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Kate puns Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.