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DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but Iβm sure Iβve never met herbivore.