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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! PastaMan puns What's brown and sticky? A stick. GoD_139 puns What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Mark14 puns What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it. DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. Deus puns Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. DaBoiThicc puns I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. 21222324252627
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.