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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take. Kate puns I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst Kate puns I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. DaBoiThicc puns How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? DaBoiThicc puns What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. Deus puns What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. Deus puns What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Deus puns My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. Deus puns I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. GoD_139 puns I think circles are pointless. DaBoiThicc puns Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. 9101112131415
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.