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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. Deus puns Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. PastaMan puns My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap.. GoD_139 puns What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug. Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count. Kate puns What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! PastaMan puns Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside. Kate puns Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it. DaBoiThicc puns Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept. GoD_139 puns Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy. DaBoiThicc puns Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby! DaBoiThicc puns I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Deus puns Two fat people in a marriage will never work out. DaBoiThicc puns What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. Deus puns At first I hated my new hair cut. But it's growing on me now DaBoiThicc puns Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position. Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years. DaBoiThicc puns How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor. Deus puns Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide? NO 891011121314
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.