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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow

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PastaMan

puns

My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.

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PastaMan

puns

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

1

DaBoiThicc

puns

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

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Mark14

puns

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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Kate

puns

I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

β€’

Kate

puns

Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

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Mark14

puns

I'm so good at sleeping. 
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.

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Deus

puns

What does Superman put in his drink?

Just ice.

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GoD_139

puns

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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Mark14

puns

Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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Deus

puns

Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

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Welduyosef78

men/woman

My wife accused me me of being
Immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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PastaMan

puns

A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

37

Kate

puns

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

36

Deus

puns

Superman can fly but...

Clark Kent.

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