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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

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Mark14

puns

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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Deus

puns

Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?
Dad: No Sun

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.

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Welduyosef78

men/woman

My wife accused me me of being
Immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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Mark14

puns

I'm so good at sleeping. 
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

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PastaMan

puns

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

1

Kate

puns

I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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GoD_139

puns

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

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Kate

puns

Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

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Mark14

puns

Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's

1

Deus

puns

Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

1

Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

1

Deus

puns

I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

1

DaBoiThicc

puns

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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Deus

puns

What does Superman put in his drink?

Just ice.

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