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PastaMan

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My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!

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Mark14

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My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.

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Kate

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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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Mark14

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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PastaMan

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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

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DaBoiThicc

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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

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GoD_139

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Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

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Kate

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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

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DaBoiThicc

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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Deus

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What does Superman put in his drink?

Just ice.

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DaBoiThicc

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

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Mark14

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I'm so good at sleeping. 
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Kate

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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

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PastaMan

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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

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Mark14

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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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Deus

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Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

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Deus

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Superman can fly but...

Clark Kent.

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Deus

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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DaBoiThicc

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

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GoD_139

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Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow

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