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Mark14

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

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Mark14

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

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Mark14

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What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.

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GoD_139

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

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Kate

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

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Mark14

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can't control their pupils.

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DaBoiThicc

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

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Deus

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are you a tower?

Because eiffel for you!

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Deus

I've got a good joke about Royal Mail, but I think I'll post it next week.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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Deus

puns

Why was the computer always looking outside?

Because it had Windows.

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Deus

puns

How much does the bark cost?

Tree dollars

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Deus

puns

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.

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GoD_139

puns

What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tune a fish

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Deus

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. 

he's bisatchel.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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Deus

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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